10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "No river, no fish."
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth