10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Fook the floosh droo!