10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson