10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."