10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Why not, when some because there are three.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury