10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"