10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders