10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.