10 Random Poker Quotes

• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger