10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Welcome to kicker school
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd