10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.