10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "No river, no fish."
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- It's Free To Fold...
- Fook the floosh droo!
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain