10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.