10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.