10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Fook the floosh droo!
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Fold and live to fold again
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "All-in, bitches!!!"