10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Poker is for loners.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• It's Free To Fold...