10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth