10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Fold and live to fold again
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts