10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• im going to 2 out you to death
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon