10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--