10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Fook the floosh droo!
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.