10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water