10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright