10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"