10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.