10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer