10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"