10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger