10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."