10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.