10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• It's Free To Fold...
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Poker is for loners.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln