10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• It's Free To Fold...
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Poker is for loners.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson