10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."