10 Random Poker Quotes

• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"