10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..