10 Random Poker Quotes

Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
"I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
"Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
Why not, when some because there are three.
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi