10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha