10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier