10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow