10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.