10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown