10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "No river, no fish."
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.