10 Random Poker Quotes

• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A