10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson