10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Poker is for loners.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright