10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.