10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz