10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.