10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)