10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• The all-in play works everytime but once.